Tipp!
Seit ich meinem Nachbarn mit Lippenstift Herzchen auf die Windschutzscheibe male, ist nebenan richtig was los.
Am Ende einer Quizsendung sind 2 Kandidaten punktgleich, 1 Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte.
Die Stichfrage, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort Timbuktu zu reimen.
Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publikum und stellt sein Werk vor:
I was a father all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu.
Das Publikum ist begeistert, der Kirchenmann scheint der sichere Sieger zu sein.
Darauf trägt der australische Schafhirte vor:
When Tim and I to Brisbane went
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three but we were two
so I booked one and Tim booked two.
:smartass:
A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan.
One of his courses had professor Buchsky that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating
"God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock me off this platform, I will give you 15 minutes.
Several minutes tick by in silence, when the 15 min. time almost expired the Marine gets up from his seat,
approaches the professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold.
The Marine simply went back to his seat.
Professor Buchsky came to, visibly shaken and asked the Marine, “What the heck did you do that for?!”
The Marine said, “God was busy protecting America’s military who are out protecting your right to say stupid shit like that, so he sent me to fill in.”
Warum heißt es rüstige Rentner?
Weil viele Rentner mit Herzschrittmachern und künstlichen Hüftgelenken ausgerüstet sind.
