Speak english very well

[nomoi III]

Kimchi, koreanisches Nationalgericht. 

Martin

Kennen Sie den ?

(erzählt dauert der etwas länger, ´s gibt einige Variationen)

Apple Pie and Coffee

A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him
how to say, “Apple pie and coffee,” 

So when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant 

during his lunch hour. 

This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, 

but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare. 

His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, 

“Ham and cheese sandwich.”

The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and
said to the waitress, “Ham and cheese sandwich.”

To which the waitress responded, “White, whole wheat, or rye?”

With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, 
he answered back, “Apple pie and coffee.”

(Bedauere Chef, Übersetzung is nich)

[Klartexter]

(Bedauere Chef, Übersetzung is nich)

If a translation is not possible - why not? - then you should refrain from posting the text.

[nomoi III]

If a translation is not possible - why not? - then you should refrain from posting the text.

It was possible, I just was too
lazy 4 and....the joke was ment  4 Martin     Sonntagsabsolution