14.04.2020, 18:36
Aus diversen "sozialen Medien"
1)
Amerika wirkt überrascht, daß es tatsächlich Probleme gibt, die man nicht erschiessen kann.
2)
Captain Trump of the USS Titanic:
- There isn't any iceberg
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
- I knew it was an Iceberg before anyone else. I know more about Icebergs than anyone
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats, and we will be in great shape....
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
- I'm not responsible for lifeboats
- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
- I am the best captain ever
1)
Amerika wirkt überrascht, daß es tatsächlich Probleme gibt, die man nicht erschiessen kann.
2)
Captain Trump of the USS Titanic:
- There isn't any iceberg
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
- I knew it was an Iceberg before anyone else. I know more about Icebergs than anyone
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats, and we will be in great shape....
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
- I'm not responsible for lifeboats
- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
- I am the best captain ever